0 [SHOW PREVIEW] Warning:Danger! "Safe Sex" Video Premier

Words by Jerry Howard



Warning: Danger! ain't nothin' to fuck with. Seriously, these guys spread the gospel of safety to the masses with a fist full of Ranier and energy to boot. Their message proves stronger than labels, street signs, or even government propaganda because it's delivered through the cool, soothing sounds of punk rock. Why do I love Warning: Danger!? Let's break it down:

• They hate paying bills; I hate paying bills.
• Everyone overlooks the impact of pot holes: not W:D! They're the only ones who care.
• These dudes have taken upon themselves to pick up the gaping void left in this world after the retirement of Bob Barker. It's now Warning: Danger! who remind us to spay and neuter our pets.
• W:D! gives traffic reports, making themselves just as valuable as the West Seattle blog.
• They educate the masses about the Orwellian world of Apple Maggot Quarantines.

Now, Warning: Danger! takes their message to the big/small screen with their debut video: "Safe Sex." You can get a first glimpse of the small flick and witness their informative live show this Saturday, June 19th, at the Funhouse. BE THERE! The show starts at 9pm.


Nobody looks out for the world like Warning: Danger! and their quest to destroy mope rock is a band wagon all should latch on to with a vengeance.