Warning:Danger! | Photo by Landry Christofferson
With the progression of digital technology, more and more bands produce music videos that absolutely destroy the cliche filled, Marty Calner sewage that plagued the Eighties and early Nineties.
Note: Marty who? He's the fuck nut who brought us all the Whitesnake, Poison, and Aerosmith videos back in the day. This hack means business, spreading garbage, poisoning the minds of the masses - a definite antagonist to the mighty Warning: Danger! This man epitomizes Grade A tools! How do I know this? I know all kinds of useless shit.
But let's not focus on the douche bags of the world, time is limited. Let's focus on the safety crusaders, Warning: Danger!, who released a video for their song "Safe Sex" that is hell bent on spreading the word about the dangers of unprotected sex. The boys blasting into the bedroom in a nick of time to save would be fornicators from making a life altering mistake demonstrates the irreverence and dedication W:D! constantly brings to the table. These boys don't care about rules if safety is not taken into consideration. Warning: Danger! seems committed to rid the world of danger and mope rock, making them easily a champion of the people!
Guitarist Brooker Bauer wrote and directed, producing a video that could be classified as the evolution of the Wednesday Afternoon special with a bit of punk rock to sweeten. A science teacher told me she wishes she could use it in the classroom, which is a great idea! Warning: Danger! continues to spread the gospel about the dangers of danger and consistently remind us that they are the only band who cares.
Watch or die or just miss out on the band who has your back! Here they come to save the day. Stand the hell back!
Tif wants to use it in her child development class well. Awesome column this week!
ReplyDeleteGreat write up - thanks guys!
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