Nothing spells "FUCKING KILLER SATURDAY AFTERNOON" like tossin' a few back at Linda's. Seriously, I don't make my way out there too often because it's dangerous - that's how good it is at Linda's. One might lurk a little too long and turn into a bar stool or strategically align a cot in the corner for those late nights. Who knows? Just sayin' let the good times roll.
And just when you didn't think Linda's could be more appealing, the powers reigning over the watering hole unleash the 1st Annual Linda's Fest featuring The Keeper, Stickers, Ex-Girlfriends, Solarmaster, Stefanie, The Cold Cold Ground, and Boyfriends. The poster claims drink and food specials and no cover charge. Now you see the dangers of Linda's - it's a spiderweb of drunken face stuffing while trying not to laugh because the dude next to you keeps rattlin' off funny one-liners and the danger of pissin' one's self manifests as a reality because there is a line to the restroom.
Like I mentioned earlier, let the good times roll.
But that's not all.
The Keeper will be there ready to melt faces with song content straight out of Tolkienville. I anticipate a mighty crowd surge during "Sharpen the Axes!", which could lead to beers spilling, but no one will care because of the drink specials, so they can afford to toss their beers in the air. Let it rain down, this ain't no Mariners game.
Doors open at 5pm. BE THERE!!!
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