0 TICKET GIVEAWAY: Ancient Warlocks | Witch Mountain | Mos Generator | Severhead

 

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You know those photos taken by the Hubble Space Telescope of the giant stalagmitic gas clouds millions of light years away?  Those are the remnants of huge clouds of gas and dust carved into pillars by the barrage of ultraviolet light from a newborn star.  If you replace that intense UV light with bitchin’ riffs, and those gas clouds with your freakin’ MIND, then Ancient Warlocks would be the newborn star, eroding the dust that covers your joyless existence.  All that is left of you after their set is a eyeful of wonderful pinks, oranges, and purples, and an enormous erection – four light-years from root to tip.

Also see: Space Boners

They will be taking the stage at the Highline this Saturday with Portland's excellent Witch Mountain to do just that, and they have generously offered one lucky winner a pair of tickets and a copy of their new 7" split with raucous billmates Mos Generator. A couple lucky runner-ups will also receive a copy of the 7" or a AW Ladies' Tee, which they can pick up at the show.  Here's how to enter!

***To enter the drawing for a pair of tickets simply send an email to jake@seattlerockguy.com with "Ancient" as the subject and your full name in the body. Winners will be drawn Friday afternoon at 5pm. Good luck!***